This belongs with Martin Lawrence’s Black Knight in the sub-genre “People who get sent back to Medieval Times”. You better have multiple copies of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures since they go to a bunch of places.
Please tell me this has the obligatory “witchcraft” scene where his tech freaks people out.
Duel of Champions
Finally, we’ll get to see whose codpiece sticks out from under their skirt the most.
How badass is this cover? This guy looks like he has Shaft over for breakfast.
Commander Lawn (Lawin?)
I don’t think it’s very appropriate to anoint yourself a lawn commander. Just because you have a lawn mower and know how to use it does not make you a commander. First LT maybe. I’ll give you that one.